The Democratic Republic of United Bosniaks is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 120 million Bosniaks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bosniak economy, worth 8.30 trillion Bosniak yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,144 Bosniak yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pedants defending Leader observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Bosniaks's national animal is the Mixed Unicorn and Grey Wolf.

United Bosniaks is ranked 192,588^th in the world and 4,113^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.