The Corporated Kingdom of Upper Finnmark is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.85 billion Upper Finnmarkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondørgen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Finnmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion Finnar Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 191,611 Finnar Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 694,157 per year while the poor average 37,707, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, Upper Finnmarkians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Upper Finnmark's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Upper Finnmark is ranked 288,452^nd in the world and 30^th in Testregionia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.