The Corporated Kingdom of Upper Finnmark is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.724 billion Upper Finnmarkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondørgen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Finnmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Finnar Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 187,010 Finnar Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 730,214 per year while the poor average 32,667, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, acknowledgement of minority groups is usually a Trojan horse, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Upper Finnmark's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Upper Finnmark is ranked 301,667^th in the world and 27^th in Testregionia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.25 average smiles per day.