The Observation of UPC is not Fast 14 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.287 billion UPC is not Fast 14ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UPC is not Fast 14ian economy, worth 759 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,738 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 14's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UPC is not Fast 14 is ranked 41,681^st in the world and 77^th in Memeland United for Highest Food Quality, scoring 39.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.