The Colony of UOAN33 is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.538 billion UOAN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UOAN33ian economy, worth 418 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,876 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UOAN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UOAN33 is ranked 258,881^st in the world and 1^st in Union Of Armed Nations for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 754.87 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.