The Republic of Unyippee is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.768 billion Unyippees are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Unyippee economy, worth 489 trillion Duckcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,699 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, high school bands practice by moonlight, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unyippee's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unyippee is ranked 303,358^th in the world and 4,847^th in eta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.29 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.