
| Population | 19.518 billion |
| Leader | Chief Administrator Sleandver Oldil |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Banuth |
| Animal | anaconda |
The Disputed Territories of Untith is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Administrator Sleandver Oldil with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.518 billion Untithians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Untithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,511 trillion Banuths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,418 Banuths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Feeling like a winner comes at a price, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Untith's national animal is the anaconda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Untith is ranked 7,163rd in the world and 1st in Arborhaven for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 119.82 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Untith was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Untith's influence in Arborhaven rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Untith, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
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Untith, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
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Untith, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position.
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Untith, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
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Untith, the space program has been reduced to Chief Administrator Sleandver Oldil's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
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Untith, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
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Untith, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive.
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Untith, news headlines suggest that Chief Administrator Sleandver Oldil has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.








































