The Most Serene Republic of Unreasonable Behaviour is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 8.291 billion Unreasonable Behaviourians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Unreasonable Behaviourian economy, worth 137 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,625 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unreasonable Behaviour's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Unreasonable Behaviour is ranked 216,670^th in the world and 1^st in Lotta Di Popolo for Longest Average Lifespans, with 67.98 years.