The Armed Republic of Unmathematical Pathographies is a tiny, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete absence of social welfare, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18 million Unmathematical Pathographiesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving Unmathematical Pathographiesian economy, worth 1.25 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 69,199 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,727 per year while the poor average 12,049, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Unmathematical Pathographies's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unmathematical Pathographies is ranked 105,952^nd in the world and 2^nd in Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,199.46 Standard Monetary Units.