The Free Land of Unluckies is a very large, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 214 million Unluckiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Unluckiesian economy, worth 7.37 trillion Bellies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 34,442 Bellies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unluckies's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Unluckies is ranked 198,113^th in the world and 55^th in Mugiwara Clan for Smartest Citizens, with 24.7 quips per hour.