The Confederate Clans of Unknown Entities is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 11.154 billion Unknown Entitiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Unknown Entitiesian economy, worth 389 trillion Smithereens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,918 Smithereens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', in pet stores nationwide Wolfwomen are growing in popularity, and Leader's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unknown Entities's national animal is the Wolfwoman, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Unknown Entities is ranked 37,092^nd in the world and 3^rd in Nova Minor for Smartest Citizens, with 50.82 quips per hour.