The Colony of UNITEDF33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.135 billion UNITEDF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UNITEDF33ian economy, worth 687 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,878 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UNITEDF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UNITEDF33 is ranked 36,688^th in the world and 1^st in United Fascists for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.97 percentage of bribes refused.