Most Armed: 670thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 685thHighest Crime Rates: 1,125th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Corporate Police State
Gott und Mein Recht
Influence
Apprentice
Internal Affairs Commissioner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

United Reichs of Reitzmag

Population5.926 billion

CapitalHampton City
LeaderKing George
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyPound
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King George with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.926 billion Reitzmen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Reitzmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,389 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,813,153 per year while the poor average 12,160, a ratio of 149 to 1.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and King George's Twitcher account is typically used to share Eagle memes rather than government policy. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Reichs of Reitzmag's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United Reichs of Reitzmag is ranked 2,192nd in the world and 9th in European Union for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.58 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 670thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 685thHighest Crime Rates: 1,125thMost Avoided: 1,423rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,475thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,926thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,000thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,073rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,089thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,125thMost Efficient Economies: 2,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,338thFattest Citizens: 2,396thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,443rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,723rdTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,789thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,204thHighest Average Incomes: 3,624thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,088thLargest Black Market: 4,242ndMost Secular: 4,843rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,898thMost Patriotic: 5,051stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,370thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,837thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,779thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,417thLargest Mining Sector: 10,549thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,816thHighest Economic Output: 13,136thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,905thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,991stLargest Governments: 14,557thMost Cultured: 23,611thSmartest Citizens: 26,304thMost Influential: 27,188th
Top
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Reichs of Reitzmag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, King George's Twitcher account is typically used to share Eagle memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : United Reichs of Reitzmag was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, it's best to decline if King George offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in United Reichs of Reitzmag, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.

More...

Report