The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King George with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.926 billion Reitzmen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Reitzmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,389 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,813,153 per year while the poor average 12,160, a ratio of 149 to 1.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and King George's Twitcher account is typically used to share Eagle memes rather than government policy. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Reichs of Reitzmag's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United Reichs of Reitzmag is ranked 2,192^nd in the world and 9^th in European Union for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.58 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.