The Federal Commonwealth of United Lammunist Republic is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Founder of the ULR with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 21.602 billion Lammunists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamrock. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lammunist economy, worth a remarkable 4,549 trillion United Lammunist Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 210,593 United Lammunist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The gravy train is chugging along on a new track, diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, the only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor, and folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Lammunist Republic's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spiritual Agnosticism.

United Lammunist Republic is ranked 53,647^th in the world and 2^nd in Alleghany for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,270.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.