The Error 102 Title too long of United Democratic Methodist States is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working population of 12.205 billion South Orknians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong an Orknian economy, worth 642 trillion Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 52,615 Sterlings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,979 per year while the poor average 4,981, a ratio of 57.4 to 1.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, when their backs are against the walls South Orknians look out for gay men, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Democratic Methodist States's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Democratic Methodist States is ranked 62,643^rd in the world and 1^st in The Social Reforming Jump Point for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.