The Allied States of United Confederate Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Buckner with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.13 billion Confederates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,956 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Confederate Republic's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Southern Baptist.

United Confederate Republic is ranked 31,411^th in the world and 60^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.91 law-abiding acts per hour.