The Commonwealth of United Centralian Provinces is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.268 billion Centralians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thuste and Dudu. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United Centralian Provincesian economy, worth 447 trillion Dents a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,941 Dents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in United Centralian Provinces they're lyin', frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, and the government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires). Crime is totally unknown. United Centralian Provinces's national animal is the March Hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Centralian Provinces is ranked 17,580^th in the world and 15^th in Federation Of Sovereign States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,628.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.