The Empire of United Anglicandom is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.124 billion Anglicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglican economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,215 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,410 per year while the poor average 32,938, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, the entire entry for United Anglicandom in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Anglicandom's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican.

United Anglicandom is ranked 307,202^nd in the world and 1,079^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 0.8 average smiles per day.