The Disputed Territories of Uniquer is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.327 billion Uniquerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draynor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Uniquerian economy, worth 999 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 65,229 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,042 per year while the poor average 12,859, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

A major religion has been named as Uniquer's national religion, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, Leader has just been declared ruler of Uniquer in an international press conference, and the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Parrot'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uniquer's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Uniquer is ranked 170,998^th in the world and 1^st in Bishop Rock for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 471.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.