The Prosperous Unified Republics of Union of Zanimhv is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Brian Dellamdez with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 13.17 billion Zanimhvs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kosmodosia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Zanimhv economy, worth 762 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,934 Tenalzurias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,421 per year while the poor average 11,875, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, foreign musicians that Brian Dellamdez dislikes are turned away at the border, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Union of Zanimhv's national animal is the Slottoniv Winter Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is State Religion.

Union of Zanimhv is ranked 41,538^th in the world and 4^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Largest Populations, with 13.2 billion capita.