The UwU of Union of Cute is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.53 billion Union of Cuteans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.7%.

The all-consuming Union of Cutean economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,907 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 410,684 per year while the poor average 21,090, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Crocodile Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Cute's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Union of Cute is ranked 59,657^th in the world and 1^st in The chernobyl union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,542.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.