The Realm of Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 3.388 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladirostok. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Union-Siberian economy, worth 494 trillion Vos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,917 Vos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy are microchipped and must be escorted by a Union-Siberian soldier - even to the bathroom, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy is ranked 9,721^st in the world and 6^th in Sparkalia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.78 law-abiding acts per hour.