The State of Unicove is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.843 billion Unicoveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The strong Unicovean economy, worth 500 trillion betales a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 46,132 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is moderate. Unicove's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Unicove is ranked 196,168^th in the world and 3^rd in Vancouver Island for Safest, scoring 47.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.