The People's Republic of Unicessonstastedemel is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.83 billion Unicessonstastedemelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unicessonstastedemelian economy, worth 899 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 114,844 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unicessonstastedemel's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unicessonstastedemel is ranked 69,816^th in the world and 400^th in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.09 law-abiding acts per hour.