The Constitutional Monarchy of Unia Alber is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.331 billion Unia Alberians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unia Alberian economy, worth 197 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,093 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-rupee charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unia Alber's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unia Alber is ranked 61,967^th in the world and 274^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,237.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.