The Army Corps of Unexplodian III Corps is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning Janeaveraginian Crow population. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.759 billion Unexplodians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The strong Unexplodian economy, worth 193 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,385 Decibels, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired, Harry Potter books are banned, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Unexplodian III Corps's national animal is the Janeaveraginian Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unexplodian III Corps is ranked 177,633^rd in the world and 961^st in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.97 on the Bus Surprisal Index.