The Allied States of Undertake9 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 3.223 billion Undertake9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The very strong Undertake9ian economy, worth 235 trillion tails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,062 tails, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Undertake9 is renowned for its lax gun laws, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake9's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Undertake9 is ranked 171,564^th in the world and 7,966^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 3.22 billion capita.