The Allied States of Undertake5 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.293 billion Undertake5ians, 1.231 billion of whom are zombies, enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Undertake5ian economy, worth 189 trillion tails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,685 tails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake5's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Undertake5 is ranked 215,738^th in the world and 727^th in neck for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.