The Allied States of Undertake39 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The quiet, industrious population of 3.227 billion Undertake39ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Undertake39ian economy, worth 224 trillion tails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,465 tails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Undertake39ian stage setups, even God cannot save you in Undertake39, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake39's national animal is the cat.

Undertake39 is ranked 232,320^th in the world and 12,432^nd in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.