The Empire of Underjaw is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.743 billion Underjawians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Underjawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,049 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,747 per year while the poor average 14,896, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, euthanasia is legal, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Underjaw's national animal is the wolf.

Underjaw is ranked 28,740^th in the world and 8^th in Philippines for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,376.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.