The Kingdom of Undergroundia is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 301 million Monsters are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Home. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Monster economy, worth 14.2 trillion GOLDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,201 GOLDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and Undergroundia has designated New Home as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undergroundia's national animal is the Samoyed Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Undergroundia is ranked 136,730^th in the world and 2^nd in Pax Hangrakia for Largest Governments, scoring 13.08 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.