The Republic of Unconsolable is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.988 billion Unconsolableans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The thriving Unconsolablean economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,710 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,151 per year while the poor average 21,413, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unconsolable's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Unconsolable is ranked 22,655^th in the world and 1,259^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 112.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.