The Colony of UNAF33 is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 7.568 billion UNAF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UNAF33ian economy, worth 300 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,678 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. UNAF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UNAF33 is ranked 251,281^st in the world and 1^st in Union of Nations Against Fascism for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.