The Theocracy of Una Corona is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Leader Matias Quiroga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.33 billion Una Coronans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quiroga City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The thriving Una Coronan economy, worth a remarkable 3,501 trillion piedras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,706 piedras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Una Corona's national animal is the chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Una Corona is ranked 2,316^th in the world and 97^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.44 law-abiding acts per hour.