The Forgotten Mystery of Ummm Forgot The Name is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by You Know That Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.719 billion Forgetfuls enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ummm Forgot The Namean economy, worth 761 trillion somethings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,593 somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime is totally unknown. Ummm Forgot The Name's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mnemonics.

Ummm Forgot The Name is ranked 166,452^nd in the world and 7^th in Fifth Wall for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 366.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.