The Theocracy of Umbreon and Espeon is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.606 billion Umbreon and Espeonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Umbreon and Espeonian economy, worth 191 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,555 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The average video game can be completed over lunch break, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umbreon and Espeon's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Umbreon and Espeon is ranked 265,226^th in the world and 10^th in Terra for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.