The Kingdom of Ululiao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ha Au U with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.526 billion Ululiaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bu Lu Tan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The very strong Ululiaoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Jins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,943 Jins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and the Ululiao Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Ululiao's national animal is the wolfdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wiggly Tail.

Ululiao is ranked 169,513^th in the world and 55^th in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,051.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.