The Democratic Republic of Ultra Head is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 185 million Ultra Headians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Ultra Headian economy, worth 13.7 trillion Ultras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,225 Ultras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 334,390 per year while the poor average 10,155, a ratio of 32.9 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ultra Head's national animal is the Ultra Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ultra Head is ranked 26,514^th in the world and 1^st in The Cube Universe for Most Secular, with 35.06 Atheism Rate.