The Kingdom of Ultonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.505 billion Ultonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Ultonian economy, worth 89.9 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,908 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ultonia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ultonia is ranked 101,292^nd in the world and 293^rd in Concord for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.84 on the Bus Surprisal Index.