The Kháos Kingdom of Ulsta is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kháos Titan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 14.978 billion Scooots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kháos Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Scooottish economy, worth 726 trillion Kháos Scooots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,474 Kháos Scooots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ulsta's national animal is the Kháos Unicorn and its national religion is Chaotic Kháos.

Ulsta is ranked 101,152^nd in the world and 3^rd in Kingdom of Scotland for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.