The Republic of Ulms-Will is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 456 million Ulms-Willians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Ulms-Willian economy, worth 26.8 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,746 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Ulms-Will's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulms-Will's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ulms-Will is ranked 56,901st in the world and 7th in Ulm for Safest, scoring 101.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ulms-Will, the military's newest toy broadcasts Ulms-Will's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
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Ulms-Will, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulms-Will, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in
Ulms-Will, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.
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Ulms-Will, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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Ulms-Will, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
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Ulms-Will, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette.
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Ulms-Will, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
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Ulms-Will, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
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Ulms-Will, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".











