The City of Ukmerge is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The democratic, devout population of 1.868 billion Ukmergeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ukmergean economy, worth 79.9 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,760 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Ukmergean Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and a major religion has been named as Ukmerge's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ukmerge's national animal is the White stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ukmerge is ranked 119,719^th in the world and 3^rd in Lithuania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 682.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.