The Big fry of Ukito is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sap with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.938 billion Ukitoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ukitoan economy, worth 71.0 trillion expresses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,026 expresses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukito's national animal is the batan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ukito is ranked 223,026^th in the world and 8,545^th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.65 percentage of bribes refused.