The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.278 billion Uiiopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,163 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,992 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', money grows on trees, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uiiop is ranked 35,028^th in the world and 1,596^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,548.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.