The Hummuna Hummuna of Ufhummus is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nick The Leprechaun with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.878 billion Ufhummusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordish. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ufhummusian economy, worth 920 trillion lucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,462 lucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, Ufhummusian military drills look more like joint-Out Of Left Field exercises than anything else, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and society is now confronted with the problem of the mage gap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufhummus's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Norse Celticism.

Ufhummus is ranked 75,064^th in the world and 6^th in Out Of Left Field for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.04 law-abiding acts per hour.