The Colony of UFB33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.483 billion UFB33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UFB33ian economy, worth 563 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,147 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UFB33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UFB33 is ranked 149,718^th in the world and 1^st in United Fascist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.