The Community of UDW Dispatch Office is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.692 billion UDW Dispatch Officeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of International Democratic City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The very strong UDW Dispatch Officean economy, worth 164 trillion UDDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 60,933 UDDS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,954 per year while the poor average 16,875, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the latest government policy passed by a close shave, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. UDW Dispatch Office's national animal is the Dragon.

UDW Dispatch Office is ranked 239,351^st in the world and 11^th in United Democratic World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 103.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.