The Nomadic Peoples of Udasco is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anthony Trafford with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.336 billion Udasc-hoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udessa. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient a Udasco economy, worth 81.0 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,632 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Udasco's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever God You Believe In.

Udasco is ranked 60,271^st in the world and 57^th in Empire of Great Britain for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,830.18 Standard Monetary Units.