The Tourist City of Ubud is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prama ST with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.384 billion Ubudians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ubud. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ubudian economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Rupiahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 143,831 Rupiahs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 969,994 per year while the poor average 7,919, a ratio of 122 to 1.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Ubudian restaurants, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ubud's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sanatana Dharma.

Ubud is ranked 43,913^th in the world and 36^th in Sulawesi for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.