The Kingdom of UaU Hellas is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 384 million Hellenes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The strong Hellenic economy, worth 23.8 trillion Hellenic drahmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,954 Hellenic drahmas, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

UaU Hellas has designated Athens as its capital city, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UaU Hellas's national animal is the Byzantine eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

UaU Hellas is ranked 234,349^th in the world and 7^th in Uncertain and Unbright for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 179.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.