The Empire of UaU Germany is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 347 million UaU Germanyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong UaU Germanyian economy, worth 20.6 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,273 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. UaU Germany's national animal is the Black Hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

UaU Germany is ranked 282,435^th in the world and 8^th in Uncertain and Unbright for Largest Populations, with 347 million capita.